Sainsbury's Basics, Morrison's Raspberry
H: The next one is the Sainsbury’s basics vanilla cheesecake. It says on the box that it has “A bit more biscuit, but still a good dessert.” One sixth of a cheesecake gives a whopping 17.3g of fat.
R: Oww…my liver...
T: Geoff would love that.
H: Look at that – the biscuit base has instantly crumbled into dust. It’s so dry.
R: That’s pretty awful.
J: It just looks like a gone off cheese.
T: Looks like just a lump of soft cheese on a digestive biscuit. No wait, it is!
R: Oh, that’s so nasty. It’s wrong.
H: The cheesecake-y bit isn’t so bad but…Bindi, are you gagging?
R: Ugh. That’s so horrible. It’s like fat rolling around my tongue.
H: Um, yeah. Yeah, that’s going in the bin.
Sainsbury's Basics. Click to enlarge
R: I’m binning mine too. It’s just manky crushed up biscuit.
Jamie: I’m having some crisps.
T: Epic fail.
H: That is not worth £1.88. It’s disappointing. Right, next one.
Joe: Ah, this next one is my favourite to win.
Harry: Yeah, you think this is the winner. A Morrisons' vanilla cheesecake with raspberry sauce on a biscuit base.
J: Yeah, spread out like a raspberry ripple. It looks good.
R: £2.99, 16g of fat per sixth.
T: Yuck! Eugh, I just had some of the last one come back on me. Ew!
R: There’s a lot of biscuit base here, but it’s really nice. Half inch thick.
Morrison's Raspberry. Click to enlarge
J: Fork ready, I’m going for maximum raspberry.
T: I wanted that bit!
H: It’s really creamy and nice, but the raspberry mixes it up a bit. Mmm.
Jamie burps.
R: Jamie, you haven’t even had any!
Hiren, Arti and Hugh enter.
Hiren: Oh, cheesecake?
Hugh: Hi guys,
how are you? This is Arti from Dennis Publishing. I think this is the first time you’ve been to these offices, isn’t it?
R: We’re hard at work, honest.
J: We’ve put on 50g of fat or something, each.
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